Today when i left for work i stupidly forgot to pickup a fork for my pasta that i bought this morning, Now this isn’t usually a problem as you can always go to the nearest chippy and pickup a little fork for like 5p, but to make matters worse the nearest chippy is 3 miles away, and I cant leave the office today as were expecting deliveries and im the only one in…
So sat here starving my barn doors off and i dont wanna eat my dinner with my fingers as it would make a right mess. Also that aside… If the delivery guy arrivies and I’m covered in red stuff all over my fingers like i’ve just been in the operating room at DRI, then god knows what i’d do…
So i decided to make one… if anyone comes into the same issue… (as if anyone would lol, but you could…)
Here’s how its made:
3 brand new biro lids 1 new biro and a fingers lenth of parcel tape later…
May i introduce you to the BIRO FORK! Or as some of you have commented it as “The BORK!”
It actually works really well! LOL i was actually well supprised!
Just Thought i’d share my invention, as it’ll probably make you lot laff if nothing more



Richard Quinlan says:
you have WAY too much time on ur hands
Apr 23, 2009, 8:20 amDan Cunningham says:
You can’t deny a man of his food Rich! lol! It was a life and death situation!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:21 amCarrie Roche says:
absolute genius!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:21 amDan Cunningham says:
Why thankyou Carrie! Thats cool of you to say that!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:22 amPatrick Louis-Jean says:
Cue the Macgyver theme tune… that is ace!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:22 amKatie Welch says:
i see your spending your time at work constructively as usual!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:22 amDan Cunningham says:
I was on my dinner break
Apr 23, 2009, 8:23 amSarah Goss says:
this is actually amazing!!! xxx
Apr 23, 2009, 8:23 amOssi Ilmasti says:
pretty nifty ! 8D
Apr 23, 2009, 8:23 amAndrew Garner says:
patent pending.
Apr 23, 2009, 8:24 amDan Cunningham says:
lol yeah hehe
Apr 23, 2009, 8:24 amAndrew Garner says:
is it called a Bork, a Birork or a Firo?
Apr 23, 2009, 8:24 amOssi Ilmasti says:
Bork sounds good
Apr 23, 2009, 8:25 amDan Cunningham says:
Yeah Bork sounds good, although im not sure if thats also some sort of sexual slang? lol
Apr 23, 2009, 8:25 amOssi Ilmasti says:
sounds kinky
Apr 23, 2009, 8:25 amNeil Langley says:
Dude that’s genius work.
Apr 23, 2009, 8:28 amAdam Humphries says:
> What will this wonder kid invent next…
Apr 23, 2009, 8:28 amAndrew McMahon says:
Not for kids.
Apr 23, 2009, 8:28 amBrendan Wright says:
lmfao! Only you
Apr 23, 2009, 8:29 amShani Hardy says:
That is 1 kool fork Cunni lol. x
Apr 23, 2009, 8:29 amJasmine Clark says:
Im so proud of you cunni ! top job, see them years spent studying hard worked wonders
x
Apr 23, 2009, 8:30 amPhilip Regan says:
i knew you figure something out dude lets face it you are after all the man with the golden balls!lol x
Apr 23, 2009, 8:30 amNeil Langley says:
Your like a real life Forge from Marvel comics. Anything you can think of you can create
Apr 23, 2009, 8:30 amDan Cunningham says:
♥ u all lol! – Im gonna add it to instructables.com i think!
Apr 23, 2009, 8:31 amJennie Sables says:
lol ur mad babes
Apr 23, 2009, 8:32 am